It's not what it used to be. Thu 07 December 2023
The gigantic fingerprint of the Wild Hunt's corpse collector. Source: Castle history - Arundel Castle & Gardens
Buried beneath Collyweston's bizarre 'lost Palace' narrative lie many clues. Clues to how the Palace lost its plot. Why it lost it. And who helped it lose it.
Clues are most obvious in the equally bizarre narrative of Collyweston's most prominent owner. Lady Margaret Beaufort: mother of Henry VII, grandmother of brother-princes Arthur and Henry.
That's Arthur as in dead and forgotten. And Henry as in dead but well remembered as England's most bedchamber-challenged hunter-king.
Analysed carefully, Lady Margaret's biography appears to be allegory hiding a truthful core. A core just discernible beneath layers of fabrication and metaphor. To get to grips with it, start with orthodox history's retelling of Lady Margaret's family dynamics:
From 10. Lady Margaret Beaufort and Torrington Manor - One Great Torrington:
A special royal position of ‘Kings Mother’ was created at court and Henry consulted her on many topics. The Spanish envoy Pedro d Ayala in 1498 wrote ‘ [Henry] was much influenced by his mother’.
That's Lady Margaret's son, Henry VII.
And from WHO LIVED AT THE PALACE - Collyweston Historic:
the King's second son Henry (VIII) spent many hours in the care of his grandmother.
Both he and his grandmother shared a love of hunting.
That's Lady Margaret's grandson, Henry VIII. England's hexed groom.
It was Lady Margaret, then, who showed the two Henrys how things get done.
For her own part, we're told, Lady Margaret left home early and learned in the School of Hard Knocks. Mainly learning how to make money in the property market. So much so that when Stukeley claimed Harry VII's mother was a 'Countess', he really meant it:
From The Palace of Collyweston:
Sandra: [Margaret Beaufort] also had a Counting House. So, apart from her jewels, she clearly had lots of money! You see, Margaret Beaufort administered the Midlands from Collyweston. This meant that there was also a council chamber where she could conduct business – quite unusual for a woman!
Sarah: So, Margaret actually administered the whole of the area in the Midlands on behalf of her son Henry VII?
Sandra: She did, yes. She was one of the very few women who could conduct business in her own right – [known as a ‘femme sole‘] [^1]. She, therefore, administered her estate independently. Very few women in the Middle Ages were allowed to do that. I think Alice Chaucer was another one. So, she had power, and on behalf of her son, she could intervene where there were disputes. People would probably come over from Coventry or somewhere similar to Collyweston for her to adjudicate on whatever was under question – and she would decide guilt or innocence – and the sentence.
It's probably news to many that Geoffrey's wife Alice Chaucer was a business woman. But was she - like Lady Margaret - into hunting?
The answer's probably in the name. 'Chaucer' resembles French 'chasseur'. In English: 'hunter'.
If you investigate England's fen-edge castles and mounds, you find a surprising number were lodges in hunting parks 2 3 4 run by lone royal women. In addition to Alice and Margaret, common names are Isabel and Elizabeth 5.
But we were talking about money.
From The Palace of Collyweston:
Sarah: It’s fascinating that Collyweston had its council chamber like other grand palaces! 1
Sandra: Of course, there was also business to be done locally, in the village and the surrounding areas; she would have collected the rents because the villagers would have paid money for the rent of lands or other taxes. So, yes, Lady Margaret was very influential in the whole area – and Collyweston was one of her favourite places.
Margaret's patch of England's Midlands was the core of a distinct administrative region:
The red one. Mercia. Source: A Super Quick History of England
With its own memorable names.
From WHO LIVED AT THE PALACE - Collyweston Historic:
By the early C16 the Manor had become the favourite home of Lady Margaret and it is well recorded that she spent more time at Collyweston than at any of her other residencies, and she had quite a few!
She did indeed. In Mercia and beyond.
From Lady Margaret Beaufort:
In 1467 she apparently stayed at Woking from the end of March until the 24th August, then embarking on an epic expedition around her West Country estates. From Basingstoke she went to Andover, Salisbury, Shaftesbury, Yeovil, Wells, Bristol and Chepstow to Wreyland in Devon, staying for almost a week before returning again via Bristol, Wells, Glastonbury, Thornbury and Sampford Peveral - arriving back in Woking in early November.
... leaving at the end of April for a quick tour of some of her properties to the north of London at Ware, Royston and Huntingdon, before returning to Woking
That's a lot of residencies. Especially for a woman who had - orthodox history also alleges - lost her properties to rival royals six years earlier. Before we get to that, let's look at Royston.
Enigmatic in its own right, Royston was a James I project developed in the centre of an enormous hunting park.
James went on to commission the even larger hunting park now called Rockingham Forest. Its true size isn't known but it covered a large chunk of the former kingdom of Mercia. Most importantly for Lady Margaret, the park's north-eastern corner butted up against the grounds of Collyweston Palace:
Ermine Street ran between two enormous hunting parks
Key:
- Red Circles: Royston and Rockingham Forest hunting parks
- Blue line: Ermine Street between Castor and Stamford
- Blue marker: Site of Collyweston Palace
Apparently, James I didn't use the well-engineered road to his bigger hunting park.
From Collyweston House - Royal Palaces:
Despite James I love of hunting in Northamptonshire he seems not to have made use of Collyweston and on his death it was granted away to one of his grooms of the bedchamber.
Groom. Grim. Devil.
It's Chaucerian. Alice could tell you.
As someone who wasn't bred to please guests in a hunting park, you may need reminding of the business case that connects 'devil', 'grim' and 'groom', 'hunting parks' and bed-chambers.
So here it is:
Is he talking about Rockingham Forest? Source: Westworld
We can't know. But we do know grooms always have the horn.
Which is why the royal bedchamber featured in another significant Beaufort home: Pembroke Castle in south Wales. There, in 1457 - and a year into the first of an array of apparently profitable marriages - we're told a 13-year-old Lady Margaret squeezed out an enormous neonate:
Birth of the Tudors. Source: Pembroke Castle - Wikipedia
Margaret is the pallid lady on the left.
Certain aspects of Harry's birth are not well explained by Pembroke Castle's depiction of the event. Lady Margaret's quick re-dressing and perfect coiffure is one. Her composure so soon after a birth that apparently tore her from nape to nose is another.
The midwife's ignorance of how to properly hold a human neonate is a third. Although it may be explained by her horns. Perhaps she trained in an off-world nursery.
Despite these thought-provoking details, Pembroke Castle's depiction does remind us that Harry's was a miracle birth.
From Lady Margaret Beaufort - Wikipedia:
Margaret's confessor, John Fisher, deemed it a miracle that a baby could be born "of so little a personage".
Modern, educated humans actually believe this tosh. But in 1889, no one did.
Back then, the Rev. WD Sweeting - Second Master of Peterborough Cathedral School - presented evidence that a year after Harry VII's birth, the teenage Lady Margaret was still living at home with her mother. In the village of Maxey on the other side of Stamford. Not quite 10 miles east of Collyweston.
From The Sweeting Lecture on the history of Maxey, Rev. WD Sweeting, 1889:
It is quite likely too that for some time at least, in her childhood, if not in later years, she was an inhabitant [of Maxey] and lived in the old castle. I will tell you why I think so. In a curious old manuscript book, The Red Book of Thorney, belonging to the Earl of Westmorland, is copied an old petition from John Bukke prior of Deeping. “ to the High and gracious Princesse the Duchesse of Somerset”, who was the mother of the Lady Margaret.
This order was given at the Castle of Maxey, 1455. This seems to show that the Duchess occasionally lived here. She only had one child, the Lady Margaret, who was at that time 14, and it is unlikely that she would be away from her mother.
Decide for yourself whether or not the High and gracious Princesse the Duchesse of Somerset knew in 1455 that her 14-year-old daughter would be married a year later, and a widow rendered infertile by the birth of her son. And still be only 13.
Time travel may be possible but it is more likely, Harry VII's difficult birth and his sterile, teenage-widow mother were added to English history some time after Sweeting's 1889 lecture. Perhaps by the same writers who helped romanticise England's real past into today's more palatable history.
Because, yes, the conspiracy-minded may have noticed certain parallels between John Fisher's account of Lady Margaret's miracle birth and John the Fisherman's account of another miracle birth.
They may also have noticed - along with even the most orthodox minds - that despite failing to quite surpass the Virgin Mary in the miraculous birth department, Lady Margaret worked as hard as Mary at spreading Christian doctrine.
From The Sweeting Lecture on the history of Maxey:
She was greatly interested in learning and education; she founded two famous colleges at Cambridge, Christ’s and St John’s, which remain to this day enjoying the fruits of her liberality; she founded also a professorship, still called the Lady Margaret Professorship of Divinity.
For the fact-checkers, that's actually two 'Professorships of Divinity': one at Cambridge and one at Oxford. Though none at Stamford 6.
It seems Lady Margaret was the physical source of Britain's royal family, a sponsor of Christianity and - for those who know 'Mary' and 'Margaret' are variations of the same name - a role model for the New Testament's Virgin Mary.
And also for the Old Testament's:
From Mary in the Old Testament - Mother of All Peoples:
The fact that she is clearly designated as a woman without a husband, something most unusual... represents an implicit reference to that same virgin birth.
Though these coincidences disappear if you know who helped write both testaments.
Presumably forced to mother the enormous Harry VII while travelling between various manors and hunting lodges, teenage Lady Margaret's challenges had only just begun.
Allegedly, when Harry was just four years old, Yorkist Edward IV won a momentary victory in the Wars of the Roses](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Margaret_Beaufort#Involvement_in_the_Wars_of_the_Roses). As a result, the Yorkists confiscated Lady Margaret's properties.
At this point - 1461 actually - Collyweston's narrative asks you to believe another inconceivable miracle.
It asks you to believe Beaufort's Collyweston palace complex was not identified, discussed, and documented by Edward IV's relatives and courtiers as they divvied up Lady Margaret's assets.
And this is part of a wider problem with the narrative of Lady Margaret's assets. In addition to claiming she acquired hunting parks, properties and palaces indirectly from James I and from various husbands, history claims she lost the lot. Then it claims she acquired a new array of manors again. This fell into her barren lap some time after 1485 when Harry beat the Yorkists at the Battle of Bosworth. That's just north west of Rockingham Forest hunting park. And may well have been in it, given that the park's northern boundaries are not entirely known, let alone agreed.
From 10. Lady Margaret Beaufort and Torrington Manor - One Great Torrington:
Shortly after his coronation Henry granted his beloved mother many manors and holdings making her one of the richest people in England.
Not at issue here is which manors and hunting lodges Lady Margaret owned when, which she lost when, which she re-acquired when, or which she acquired for the first time when. Although it should be. What is at issue is that against this history of royal property confiscations and returns, we're to believe all documentation about the location of Collyweston Palace went missing.
So let's not believe. Instead, let's look for what else is missing from Lady Margaret's biography.
Left scratching for income after Edward IV's 1461 Yorkist victory, our courageous femme sole had only two options. So she took both of them. The first was to get herself or a suitable family member back on the throne.
In Blood Sisters: The Women Behind the Wars of the Roses (New York, 2013), author Sarah Gristwood popularises evidence for one orthodox view: that Lady Margaret conspired to get Henry - that's Henry VII - on to the throne.
According to Gristwood, this theory required Lady Margaret's part in a double-infanticide.
From Lady Margaret Beaufort - Wikipedia:
Lady Margaret is known to have conspired with Elizabeth Woodville, mother of the two York princes whom Richard confined to the Tower of London, after rumours spread of the boys' murder.
Gristwood, however, suggests that another was responsible; Henry Tudor's path to the throne was certainly expedited by their disappearance, perhaps motive enough for his mother – his "highly able and totally committed representative" – to give the order.
To clarify Gristwood's careful wording: she is saying one orthodox suspicion is that Lady Margaret conspired with Elizabeth to blame Richard II for a succession-preventing infanticide for which she herself was actually responsible. Lady Margaret, that is, not Sarah Gristwood.
You may instead be rational enough to notice the narrational parallels with the story of King Arthur and his son Mordred. The product of a (hopefully) accidental mating between Arthur and his half-sister Morgeuse, Mordred also became a succession threat to Arthur's throne. As a result, myth claims, Arthur ordered all male infants be killed to prevent Mordred's succession.
You may also be rational enough to notice parallels between infanticides involving Arthur, Henry, Herod, Lady Margaret and fertility and succession problems involving Henry, Herod and Mary.
Somehow, infanticide keeps pushing its baby-sized scythe into birth-of-the-Tudor-dynasty narratives. It's as if infanticide were a dead horror-baby intent on hacking its way out of the secret womb of Tudor history.
Expect, therefore, to be deeply discomforted by what follows.
Beaufort's second choice was to extract more cash from her tenants. Of course, for that to work, her tenants had to have cash to extract. Given the wealth apparently evident at Collyweston Palace, one presumes they did.
However, the area Beaufort administered from Collyweston was largely covered by Rockingham Forest hunting park. Parts of which (we're told) were off-limits to locals; while much of the rest was unavailable for farming or harvesting because it was covered by royal trees.
And - so we're told - bow-toting bandits.
This left Lady Margaret with a problem England's elites have yet to solve. How much tax can you realistically raise from subsistence-level incomes in an economy run by the elite for the elite?
One possibility is that Lady Margaret did solve that problem. And her solution may be the real reason Wild Hunt folklore tells of hunts for female demons or innocent women.
At the very least, Rockingham Forest's true past may be why Lady Margaret's biography is composed of allegories. And why Collyweston Palace had to be 'lost':
How Collyweston Palace disappeared. Source: The Hunt
Did England's best reputation management team 'lose' Collyweston Palace in the hope Lady Margaret's 'thing' didn't go mainstream?
It is appropriate to question this extraordinary claim. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Between 40,000 and 70,000 corpses' worth of extraordinary evidence:
Sedlec still welcomes your custom. Source: The Dark Old-World
He's got a point:
He's got four more points. Source: Sport Hunter in Africa
And a photo to prove it. Because hunters don't just love trophies. They love to be seen with trophies:
He wants his. And hers. Source: Westworld
Unfortunately, hunting parks produce so many trophies - decomposing, smelly trophies - that most of them have to be quickly converted into marketable value-adds. Into food for banquets. Into leather. Into souvenirs. And into games to amuse hunting park guests after dark.
Board games that use counters and gaming chips and games that use dice:
Dem bones were made for rolling. Source: Ancient Roman dice, made from bone
Games that were played amid the decorations traditionally associated with celebrating achievements:
Especially if it's your bladder. Source: BALLOONS | How It's Made
Of course, Sedlec Ossuary isn't in Collyweston or Stamford. It's in Kutná Hora in the Czech Republic. And while it's curious that Kutná Hora is twinned with Stamford, that doesn't make Sedlec extraordinary evidence of human-hunting around Stamford or Collyweston.
It just makes Sedlec extraordinary evidence of human-hunting around Kutná Hora.
For extraordinary evidence of human hunting around Stamford and Collyweston, you need to stalk the dark heart of Rockingham Forest itself. Starting with the ossuary beneath Holy Trinity church in the village of Rothwell:
They grew their own soup-bowls. Source: Rothwell bone crypt - Flickr
Actually, that skull was probably cut for forensics. But it highlights a cultural trait still visible in modern England: the abiding neoliberal aversion to the costs and risks of manufacturing their own products.
As fans of England's other Lady Margaret might put it: why pay people to make pottery when it's cheaper to make pottery out of people?
The tax-man's first begging bowl. Source: The Giant Humans That Hunted & Cannibalized Neanderthals
We don't know if Holy Trinity's 1,500 current inhabitants were once arranged like Sedlec's 40,000 to 70,000 inhabitants. As residents-turned-decor. However, various clues suggest Holy Trinity's ossuary wasn't exactly a storage closet:
After preying on them. Source: The Rothwell Charnel Chapel project: The Digital Ossuary
Modern historians are reluctant to support the suggestion Holy Trinity was originally well-lit and decorated so it could show off trophies hunted in Rockingham Forest. And that labelling its former hunting trophies as 'medieval funerary practices' doesn't change what they really are. A scientifically-minded few do, however, agree that 'pray' is pronounced the same as 'prey'.
Historians also tell us Holy Trinity church was much larger until 1673, 7 when it was downsized, then more or less abandoned. This following a lightning strike 8 and one of those earthquakes to which England's Midlands seem so enigmatically prone. For more evidence of England's strange 17th century weather and its 18th century aftermath, see Desert Islands of Eastern England.
Holy Trinity's ossuary isn't the only evidence of human hunting in Rockingham Forest. But the ossuary's own bizarre narrative is also evidence - perhaps even extraordinary evidence - that the best reputation management teams were "all over it" in Rockingham Forest as they were at Collyweston.
I suggest they were so all over Rockingham Forest it's even possible to name one of the reputation management team's members. And show a photograph of him.
To do that, you first have to appreciate that it takes a lot of transport infrastructure to move customers, staff, and carcasses in, out, and around a busy hunting park.
And a lot of infrastructure to process carcasses. Not to mention infrastructure to supply new game.
Knowing this, you can guess what Wild Hunt folklore is referring to when it claims:
Glastonbury Tor is the abode of that other well-known “conductor of souls to the place of the dead”, and leader of the Wild Hunt, Gwyn ap Nudd.
Physical remains of transport infrastructure can be detected around Rockingham Forest. Remains like this agger between Stamford and Collyweston - on the lowland route into Rockingham Forest hunting park:
Remnant agger below Collyweston scarp. Google Maps
Hunting park transport infrastructure can be passed off as a Roman road or quarry infrastructure but carcass dismantling facilities are much harder to disguise:
It's called a dakhma. Source: Trinity of Old-World Secrets
The image at 23 seconds is explained in more detail at Towers of Silence in Yazd History, Architecture & Visiting Guide. The final photograph shows a bone collection pit. Bones were further processed after carcass disassembly, as I will show.
Now we know what we're looking for. Distinctive circular structures, especially in England's former hunting parks. These are wide, circular structures originally built with a roof sloping down to a central circular 'court' or pit.
Structures like this:
Today, we call them 'shell keeps'. Source: Restormel Castle - Wikipedia
'F' marks Restormel Castle's former chapel. Right where you'd need one if you accept that 'chapel' = 'chop hall'.
Once you understand how Yazd's Tower of Silence functioned, it's easy to decrypt descriptions of England's shell keeps.
From Shell keep - Wikipedia:
True shell keeps were a stone wall around the upper perimeter of the motte with lean-to buildings against this outer wall and a small courtyard in the middle.
The phrase 'lean-to' hints at the all-important sloping roof. As shown in the video, it was required for drainage.
As for the small central courtyard, its function you already know. Although it should be noted that the little 'chapel' commonly attached to shell-keeps sometimes had a pit in its floor. Providing more evidence that this room really was used for collecting separate or flensed bio-material.
Restormel is said to be England's best preserved shell keep. Other carcass dismantling facilities were more thoroughly hidden. At least three were extended and turned into tourist attractions.
Such as this one:
Centre: The Round Tower. Source: Windsor Castle - Wikipedia
Windsor's iconic Round Tower was lower and less ornate until around 1824. Then it was raised and decorated to look more imposing.
And presumably, to look less functional.
Pretty much everything to the right of The Round Tower is - historically-speaking - a recent fake.
From Windsor Castle - Wikipedia:
the Upper Ward was judged to be "to all intents and purposes a nineteenth century creation which stands as the image of what the early nineteenth-century thought a castle should be"
an image of tall towers and battlements influenced by the picturesque movement of the late 18th century.
So also is pretty much everything to the left of The Round Tower.
From Windsor Castle - Wikipedia:
most of the Lower Ward was renovated or reconstructed during the mid-Victorian period ... to form a "consistently Gothic composition".
In short, it seems until around 1850 Windsor Castle was a simple circular, er, facility.
Various architects are associated with designing Windsor's 'ancient' 19th century castle. But the architect credited with poshing up its shell keep is Anthony Salvin. His is a name worth following.
Windsor was, of course, a hunting park.
A similar round tower graces Arundel Castle in West Sussex:
Centre: Arundel Tower. Source: Arundel Castle - Wikipedia
A description of Arundel Tower allegedly surviving from 1635 suggests the key features of a dakhma had by then been removed and its fertile soil turned over to horticulture.
From Arundel Castle The creation of one of England's great princely seats:
The building was roofless and a garden was laid out within the circuit of its wall. It overlooked an orchard with ‘fruitful appletrees, peartrees, plumtrees and filberd trees’, as well as a ‘large sweet garden… within the walls
The liquid shown trickling past the corpses in the Yazd Tower of Silence video could be used as fertiliser. It certainly had to be kept out of drinking water supplies.
And yes, Arundel Tower originally sat in a hunting park.
Between 1854 and 1865, Anthony Salvin was paid £250,000 19th century pounds to produce one of England's most extraordinary dakhma conversions.
He converted Alnwick Castle's 'shell keep' into a cluster of ten 'ancient' towers. They still dominate the centre of the castle:
They still welcome children. Source: Alnwick Castle in Alnwick, Northumberland
You probably know it as Hogwarts. But remember it as Alnwick Castle - it's going to come up again.
If you didn't know, you wouldn't know. But why would you? England's best reputation management teams have been all over it.
Salvin got around. He is credited with reconstructing a formidable list of castles and country houses. To help you appreciate just how recently he salvaged the reputation of England's 'ancient' carcass processing facilities, Salvin lived 40 years into the age of photography:
Anthony Salvin. 1799-1881 9. Source: Anthony Salvin - Wikipedia
Tantalisingly, photographs of the original structures Salvin worked on apparently did not 10.
It's hard to believe we've been led up the garden path. Partly because the evidence often is a garden path.
Such as at Belhus Park in Essex:
The secret garden of concentric circles. Source: Tudor to Tartaria (Video no longer available)
Understanding shell keeps as reputationally managed dakhmas enables hunters of extraordinary evidence to decrypt some of England's strange mythology.
From Crowland - and it was probably called Crowland for a reason - comes the strange story of St Guthlac. One variant of his legend claims he became a recluse who took up residence in a small hole in a fenland mound. There to be taunted by 'goblins'.
But that's Christopher Marlowe's romanticised 19th century version. An alternative version captures the structure of a dakhma and the funerary practice apparently used to dismantle Guthlac's carcass.
From Guthlac of Crowland - Wikipedia:
[Pega] buried the body [of Guthlac] on the mound after three days of prayer. A year later Pega had a divine calling to move the tomb and relics to a nearby chapel 11
The three days may relate to how long it takes to confirm a body is dead in the absence of medical equipment. Typically, corpses start to smell only after three days - at which point you can be reasonably sure they aren't going to wake up.
We have evidence of how carcass dismantling facilities looked, we have evidence of how they were repurposed. And we have evidence of when the repurposing was completed. We even have Anthony Salvin apparently all over it as part of a large-scale reputation management scheme.
What we don't have is a large re-purposed dakhma in Rockingham Forest.
Or do we?
About eight miles north east of Rothwell - roughly halfway from Rothwell to Collyweston - is Rockingham Castle.
Take a look:
Nice back garden. Source: Rockingham Castle - Flickr
From Rockingham Castle - Discover Rutland:
The layout of [the] gardens dates from the 17th century, following the restoration of the Castle gardens after the English Civil Wars. Emulating the Norman keep, the circular Rose Garden was laid by Sir Anthony Salvin in the mid-nineteenth century
It would be interesting to see pre-Salvin photographs of Rockingham's back garden.
Visible near the lower left corner in the above image are the enormous D-towers of its main gatehouse:
Militarily indefensible. Source: Rockingham Castle - Wikipedia
From a defensive point of view, the towers are hard to explain. They face into a field and are compromised by the smaller walls left to protect the rest of the castle.
They conjure up an amusing vision. A vision of a castle architect who uses a pile of spare stone to build 19th century's romantic idea of a picturesque castle gatehouse.
That's just a vision, though heritage surveyors have wondered if Rockingham Castle's builders' record a former shell-keep.
From Shell-keeps revisited: the bailey on the motte?, Robert Higham, 2016, p12:
In some other cases, where no fabric now survives, the editors speculated from the terminology employed in the records that the documented works may have related to shell-keeps: as at Marlborough and Rockingham.
In the absence of extraordinary evidence of a large carcass processing facility in Rockingham Forest hunting park, can England's wider Midlands provide extraordinary indirect evidence that humans were hunted in Rockingham Forest?
For example, if local craftsmen were producing prodigious supplies of de-fleshed human bone, you'd expect to see their output reflected in the region's industries.
At the north western end of the rail line (and former canal routes) between Stamford and the West Midlands is The Potteries.
It's famous for bone china:
Note that last name. Source: There Is Actual Bone In Bone China
That's the same Wedgwood family whose bone-based pottery wealth funded Darwin's claim that humans are the natural offspring of a mutated chimp. And augmenting the coincidence load, note the interests in weaponry, game management and eugenics also mentioned in that link.
Is there indirect evidence - especially extraordinary evidence - of human bone being worked east of Rockingham Forest?
From Lace maker's bobbins:
Until the mid-nineteenth century, the craft of lace making provided occupation for thousands of women in the East Midlands (Bedfordshire, Hertfordshire, Northamptonshire and the borders of Berkshire and Oxfordshire), as well as in Devon, Somerset and Wiltshire.
From Bobbin lace - Wikipedia:
Bobbin lace is also known as ... bone lace, because early bobbins were made of bone or ivory.
The mid-19th century decline of bone-lace seems to correlate with a bone shortage after dakhmas were converted into ancient shell keeps and orchards. Not to mention rose gardens. In response, lace makers shifted from bone bobbins to wood:
Wooden bobbins were heavier than bone. Source: Bobbin lace - Wikipedia
But bone supplies didn't die away entirely.
From Lace maker's bobbins:
Another bobbin from the collection with a personal touch is made out of bone and has the name 'Hannah' inscribed around the base. The name was drilled into the shaft of the bobbin by the maker and then coloured in with red ink.
Here's Hannah:
Source: Lace maker's bobbins
It seems as though human bone became rarer in England's east Midlands but continued to be valued when donated by a relative or sold as a souvenir by the post-Reformation justice system.
From Lace maker's bobbins:
Bone was a popular material for inscribed bobbins ... Bobbins inscribed with names, like Mrs. Butler's, were extremely common.
A bobbin maker would probably have had a stock of 'standard' expressions of affection ('Forget me not'),
The commercial nature of bobbin making, however, is probably best illustrated by the phenomena of the 'hanging bobbin': bobbins that were made to commemorate the public hangings and proved extremely popular souvenirs. They were inscribed with the name of the criminal and the year of their execution ('Joseph Castle hung 1860').
Obviously then, correct labelling of carcass parts was important around the Rockingham Forest of old. Much more so than correct labelling of certain former structures. As I will show, it still is.
Souvenirs may also explain a strange discovery made near Crowland in 2021. There, archaeologists excavated a low rise in Anchor Church field - the remains, they said, of:
a henge of truly monumental proportions.
There, archaeologists found two bone combs:
Souvenirs from AD 500 - AD 900. Source: Archaeologists Discover a Hidden Ancient Henge in England
I'm not suggesting the combs are bits of St Guthlac.
I am suggesting they didn't spend a 1,000 years buried in one of the wettest parts of England. Both combs were well past their 'Rot By:' date.
Plenty of evidence suggests what was really going on at Crowland. And when. But it distracts from examining evidence of reputation management at Collyweston Palace and Rockingham Forest.
A couple more pieces of extraordinary indirect evidence suggest Rockingham Forest once hosted an unusual concentration of violence and its concomitant: carcass management skills.
First, shortly before Rothwell's unnatural-sounding 17th century natural disasters, rent collection in the village required courage and armed guards.
From Rothwell Charnel Chapel - History of Rothwell:
the most recent charter (James I Charter of 1614) is read by the bailiff on his horse, the national anthem is struck up by the town band and then youngsters aged between 16 and 24 try and wrestle staves held by the halberdiers - in this way the “rumble” begins.
It is believed that originally the halberdiers/stave bearers were given specially marked staves at the start to guard the bailiff while he collected the rents. They were only paid at the end of proceedings after producing their stave and it wasn’t always the same person who was given the stave and who ended up handing it in to collect payment!
Second, in 2020, meat processing businesses around Melton Mowbray were granted Protected Geographical Indication (PGI) status for Melton Pork Pies. The label officially recognises and protects rights to profit from the extraordinary - unique even - butchery skills located between Rockingham and Collyweston.
Immediately, in the best Rockingham Forest tradition, meat processors began to fight over the extent of their unique skills. Melton's pork pie producers claimed extraordinary carcass processing was a Melton skill, not a district skill. That butchers beyond the town had no right to Melton's PGI label.
The carcass strippers of Rothwell - and perhaps also Rockingham - must have been rolling on their dakhmas.
To trim the fat from a long story, on 4th January 2021 the UK government ruled Melton's unique butchery skills had previously extended beyond Melton. Therefore, it said, meat processors in the wider region were also entitled to slap Melton's PGI label on their products 12.
Melton's PGI dispute reminds us that sticking a label on something - or somebody - doesn't turn the something or the somebody into what the label claims it is.
And so it is with hunter-queen Lady Margaret Beaufort.
As it also is with Lady Margaret's near neighbour and patron saint of falconry: hunter princess Saint Tibba.
As it also is with Saint Tibba's sister or cousin - it varies with narrator - Saint Eabba.
From The family memoirs of the Rev. William Stukeley, M.D., William Stukeley, published 1882, in an entry allegedly dated 26 June 1736, p170:
Tibba and Eabba, of the royal Mercian blood, owned Ryhal. They were at first wild hunting girls, at last saints.
And so it also is with Lady Margaret's near neighbour Saint Kyneburgha - also known as Saint Cyneburgh, Lady Coneyburrow, Lady Ketilborough. And as Wild Hunt leader Lady Hackelberg.
You can make what you want of Mercia's hunting honeys but you can't dispute they lived in the right place:
The hunting honeys of Stamford
Key:
- Blue marker: Hunter queen Margaret Beaufort at Collyweston
- Yellow marker: Hunter queen Saint Tibba at Ryhall-Belmesthorpe
- Orange marker: Hunter queen Saint Eabba at Ryhall
- Violet marker: Wild Hunt leader Saint Cyniburga/Kyneburga/Lady Ketilworth/Lady Hackelberg
- Red circles: Rockingham Forest and Royston hunting parks
- Blue line: Ermine Street
Stukeley's comment that saints Tibba and Eabba were transformed from wild hunting girls into saints is probably as close as you'll get to an admission that reputation management teams were all over it.
But there's plenty more evidence their reputations have been managed.
Specifically of attempts to multiply these huntresses into a New Model Army of clean-living womanhood.
In addition to Saints Tibba and Eabba becoming nuns, Lady Ketilworth/Lady Hackelberg's curiously-named sister Saint Kyneswitha took the oath.
From The Three Ladies:
Offa, King of the East Saxons, became wonderfully aflected towards this holy pious nun, and earnestly desired to make her his wife and queen. She [presumably Kyneswitha], however, says the monkish legend, refused to accede to his wishes, and implored the assistance of the Virgin Mother ” to ridd her of these troubles.” The latter, ” appearing in a vision unto her, gave her counsell courageously to persist in her purpose of perpetual chastitie
So what we have is another sexually aroused ruffian chasing another woman peacefully going about her hunting in or near Rockingham Forest hunting park and another miracle intervention from The Chastity Department. If you've read Location Analysis: Peterborough-Stamford Wild Hunt Part One, you should recognise the motif from her sister's experience while apparently building an extension to Ermine Street.
My point isn't that these rape-evasions didn't occur; my point is that as the huntresses multiply so does the same narrative. Saint Eabba's resemblance to Saint Tibba - and the confusion across accounts over whether they were 'cozens' or sisters - epitomises this narrative repetition.
But the creation of St Eabba is Level One, so to speak. Try this:
From The family memoirs of the Rev. William Stukeley, M.D., William Stukeley, published 1882, in an entry allegedly dated 26 June 1736, p167:
"'Tis now above 700 years since St. Tibba, the celebrated saint of Ryhall was taken out of her grave there and carryed to Peterborough Church by Abbot Elfin. The inhabitants there have still an obscure memorial of her, but have lost her name. They call her Queen, and say she used to walk up to Tibbal's hill, and wash her in a spring there. This is all they know of her."
Recognise any of that from Location Analysis: Peterborough-Stamford Wild Hunt Part One?
Remarkably, Stukeley seems to have known her name better than the locals.
More evidence of invention-by-repetition-of-narrative comes from a dispute over whether Saint Tibba really lived just north of Stamford in Ryhall or in Godmanchester. About 20 miles south of Lady Hackelberg.
From Magna Britannia antiqua & nova or, a new, exact, and comprehensive survey of the ancient and present state of Great-Britain, Vol 4, Cox, Thomas, Anthony Hall, Robert Morden, 1738, p564:
One Tibba, a Saint of the lesser Rank, was worshipped here by Falconers as a second Diana, and reputed the Patroness of Hawking.
Mr. Wright wonders upon what Authority Mr Cambden reports this, since he says he is certain that this St. Tibba was a Virgin Anchoress at Godman-Chester in Huntingdonshire, - a Kinswoman of Penda, King of Mercia, and lived about the Year 696
this Character (adds Mr. Wright) agrees to Diana, and how St, Tibba came from Godmanchester to be worshipped in Rutland I know not.
Yes, 18th century antiquarians believed Saint Tibba - the hunter queen who Ryhall's residents memorialised but whose name they couldn't remember - was Greek hunter-goddess Diana herself. They weren't arguing over who she was but where she was.
If you look at Ryhall and Godmanchester on the map, you'll notice neither of are in Greece:
Hunter queens and hunter saints of Stamford
Key:
- Blue marker: Hunter queen Margaret Beaufort at Collyweston
- Yellow markers: Hunter queen Saint Tibba/Diana at Ryhall-Belmesthorpe and Godmanchester
- Orange marker: Hunter queen Saint Eabba at Ryhall
- Violet marker: Wild Hunt leader Saint Cyniburga/Kyneburga/Lady Ketilworth/Lady Hackelberg
- Red circles: Rockingham Forest and Royston hunting parks
To cut short a lot of archaic-sounding quotes, 18th century writers also claimed Tibba was Phoebe, another name for Diana the huntress. Along with several other names.
From Phoebe (Titaness) - Wikipedia:
Her name, meaning "bright", was also given to a number of lunar goddesses like Artemis and later the Roman goddesses Luna and Diana
Phoebe was also an epithet of Artemis as a moon-goddess.
Phoebe's rarely depicted. Where she is, she is fighting winged creatures:
You'd need a big falcon for that one. Source: Phoebe (Titaness) - Wikipedia
From Phoebe (Titaness) - Wikipedia:
Phoebe appears on the southeast corner of the Pergamon Altar which depicts the Gigantomachy, fighting against a Giant with animal features
Phoebe, wearing a diadem and a very creased dress, is seen wielding a flaming torch and fighting next to her other daughter Asteria.
Yes, that Tibba. The patron saint of Mercian hawking who lived - and presumably hunted - at the edge of Rockingham Forest. And who apparently had another manor further south on Ermine Street close to Royston hunting park.
It is probably no coincidence that a couple of miles north of Tibba's Godmanchester manor is Huntingdon. Where, yes, a circular mound stands next to the bridge that carries Ermine Street over the river between the two towns.
The multiple narratives, names and locations may have been a reputation management strategy to confuse anyone that cottoned on:
It wasn't in Vermont. Or Croatia. Source: The Hunt
Did Lady Margaret done fucked up?
Was The Manor at Collyweston?
Why were Margaret Beaufort and her grandson's famous fertility problems woven into a collection of stories about infertile monarchs, infanticidal monarchs, rape-evading huntresses, a sterile hunter-mother-monarch, virgin births and chastity?
One guess is the tales of virgin births, infertile monarchs, and infanticidal monarchs were composed to help hide the genetic engineering and game-breeding programs that enabled hunting parks to deliver a premium-priced hunting experience.
Repetitive stories with slight variations suggest professional writers engaged to re-work existing narratives:
The view from above.. Source: Westworld
While their narratives are implemented by workers on the ground:
The view from below. Source: My lady, the king's mother images of Margaret Beaufort - Art UK
From My lady, the king's mother images of Margaret Beaufort - Art UK:
Her illuminated Book of Hours at Alnwick Castle, which was commissioned before 1499, when she took her vow of chastity, shows her at prayer [to Saint Barbara].
In the next part, I'll present evidence that this is exactly what the repetitive narratives were written to cover up.
More:
- In Shell-keeps revisited: the bailey on the motte?, Robert Higham points out that some English "shell-keeps" seem formerly to have had towers around their edges.
Perhaps they were water pumping towers like these:
Mumbai dakhma, India. Source: Gazetteer of the Bombay Presidency, Bombay, 1896via Old World Dome of Doom
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[^1] femme sole means 'as a single woman'. From 10. Lady Margaret Beaufort and Torrington Manor - One Great Torrington: Margret was ... given control of her own lands and estate, as ‘if single’ even though she was married.
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'Palace' looks like 'parlers'. In Collyweston's case, 'parlers' as in 'Parliament'. For reasons I will go into one day, I think it was actually 'pillars', as in Collyweston Pillars. ↩
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These names seem to be narrative word-play on brand names used by madams and their particularly well-appreciated staff. Alice Chaucer = Eli Hunter; Elizabeth = Eli-a-bed; and Isabel = Is Beautiful. To really appreciate the War of the Roses, you have to lie back and think of a bordello near a hunting park. ↩
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That's an in-joke-cum-poke at orthodox historians who know what else is being covered up about Stamford. ↩
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Interesting year. Try subtracting 1,000 years from it and see if it aligns with any other Ermine Street mysteries... ↩
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See also Warnings Before the Reformat ↩
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Anthony Salvin may have helped with another cover-up. As the template-name for the 16th century Oxford master Anthony Salvin AKA Anthony Salveyn. His thin biography starts three miles from Anthony Salvin's birthplace at Sunderland Bridge and ends with his confinement in Kirby Moorside - noted for inventing modern fox hunting, for the Vivers Hill castle-cum-mortuary structure and for the tendency of its locals to die off suddenly. ↩
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Photographs of Arundel Castle clearly show the darker stonework of the 'ancient' crenellations added to its shell keep during restoration. See Arundel Castle - The Castle Studies Group Bulletin, 19, pp 9-23. Especially p10, 17 and 18. ↩
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In more detail at Woman under Monasticism chapters on saint-lore and convent life between A.D. 500 and A.D. 1500, Lina Eckenstein, p110. ↩
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Location Analysis: Peterborough-Stamford Wild Hunt,
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