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Desert Forensics - Part Seven

usselo — Sat, 31 Jan 2026 00:00:00 +0000

An unnatural coupling comes apart.

Desert Forensics - Part Six

usselo — Fri, 24 Oct 2025 00:00:00 +0000

From Ortelius to oblivion: mapping the marks that punch holes in Africa’s history.

Primitive Balloons

usselo — Mon, 24 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000

Early flight is a load of hot air.

Lubricating Labourers Littered England's Lowlands

usselo — Sat, 01 Jun 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Did litter become a cargo cult?

Location Analysis: Peterborough-Stamford Wild Hunt - Part Five

usselo — Fri, 08 Dec 2023 00:00:00 +0000

An attempt to turn two tables on the hunter-queens and pull off a hat-trick.

Location Analysis: Peterborough-Stamford Wild Hunt - Part Three

usselo — Thu, 07 Dec 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Margaret Beaufort is the saint of lost plots.

Location Analysis: Peterborough-Stamford Wild Hunt - Part Two

usselo — Wed, 06 Dec 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Potsherds blow the whistle on a lost mass transit system.

Location Analysis: Peterborough-Stamford Wild Hunt - Part One

usselo — Fri, 01 Dec 2023 00:00:00 +0000

A blast from the past may explain Ermine Street's missing section. And some of Europe's Wild Hunt folklore

The Lie of the Land - Part One

usselo — Fri, 01 Dec 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Ridge and furrow looks like a cover up.

Location Analysis: Clothall and Therfield Heath, Hertfordshire - Part Two

usselo — Fri, 21 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Therfield Heath reveals the fabric of high society.

Location Analysis: Clothall and Therfield Heath, Hertfordshire

usselo — Thu, 20 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Evidence of demolition of a 'ritual landscape'.

Location Analysis: Royston Cave - Part Four

usselo — Wed, 19 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000

I ♥ pay-day.

Location Analysis: Royston Cave - Part Three

usselo — Mon, 17 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Who put the 'Ick' into Icknield Way?

Location Analysis: Royston Cave - Part Two

usselo — Mon, 17 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Which bits of Royston Cave were covered up?

Location Analysis: Royston Cave - Part One

usselo — Sun, 16 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Royston's name-explainers ignore its most elite resident.

On The Level About Lincolnshire - Part Four

usselo — Thu, 01 Jun 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Cosmic fingerprints show up where you least expect them.

On The Level About Lincolnshire - Part Three

usselo — Thu, 01 Jun 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Evidence of depopulation and repopulation around Ground Zero.

On The Level About Lincolnshire - Part Two

usselo — Tue, 30 May 2023 00:00:00 +0000

The Wash. Short for Ground Zero.

Ice Age Sites of Britain's Serpents - Part Five

usselo — Thu, 04 May 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Unbox the wise hag's hidden technologies.

Ice Age Sites of Britain's Serpents - Part Four

usselo — Wed, 03 May 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Bewitched isn't what it used to be.

Ice Age Sites of Britain's Serpents - Part Three

usselo — Tue, 02 May 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Workplace locations of witches and serpents show how fake folklore hid England's food-distribution network.

Ice Age Sites of Britain's Serpents - Part Two

usselo — Sun, 30 Apr 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Mind the gaps to uncover more sites of the medieval skin trade.

Desert Forensics - Part Five

usselo — Fri, 24 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +0000

A new angle on star forts

Desert Forensics - Part Four

usselo — Thu, 23 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Geography circles around Earth's artificial landscapes.

Desert Forensics - Part Three

usselo — Wed, 22 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Behold a cracked narrative.

Desert Forensics - Part Two

usselo — Tue, 21 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Impact sites aren't what they used to be.

Desert Forensics - Part One

usselo — Mon, 20 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +0000

"several aspects regarding its origin are largely unknown and rather puzzling."

Before the Digestive Biscuit Game

usselo — Tue, 20 Dec 2022 00:00:00 +0000

One of the oldest elite games has just three rules: fuck it, cook it, eat it. (Contains sexually explicit imagery)

How Do You Get A.I. to Think For Itself? - Part Three

usselo — Mon, 19 Dec 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Drop yet more hints.

How Do You Get A.I. to Think For Itself? - Part Two

usselo — Sun, 18 Dec 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Drop more hints.

The Last Bath's On You

usselo — Fri, 16 Dec 2022 00:00:00 +0000

For over 1,300 years, no-one noticed the lead-lined Roman Great Bath built on Britain's only hot water spring. Even, apparently, as they bathed in it.

How Do You Get A.I. to Think For Itself? - Part One

usselo — Wed, 14 Dec 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Drop hints.

Evidence of Managed Weather - Part Three

usselo — Sun, 24 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Engineered weather events create opportunities to hint at earlier engineered weather events...

Evidence of Managed Weather - Part Two

usselo — Sat, 23 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Laser-guided lightning shows weather control is easy. If you can afford the equipment.

Evidence of Managed Weather - Part One

usselo — Fri, 22 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0000

A fishy forecast introduces us to managed weather.

On The Level About Lincolnshire - Part One

usselo — Thu, 21 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0000

The unnatural formation visible beneath the edge of the Fens suggests they were deliberately created.

Ice Age Sites of Britain's Serpents

usselo — Wed, 20 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Where does the word 'pilgrim' come from?

Anomalies Tell Tales

usselo — Fri, 01 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0000

There were hippos in London when there were leopards in Norway.

Away In a Manger - Part Five

usselo — Wed, 15 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0000

In the Beginning was the Word. And the Word was "Vellum".

Away in a Manger - Part Four

usselo — Wed, 15 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0000

The Stations of the Cross stood on the domes of the rocks.

Away In A Manger - Part Three

usselo — Wed, 15 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Logic and folklore explain enigmatic landscape features and suggest an origin for 'the Stations of the Cross'.

Away In A Manger - Part Two

usselo — Wed, 15 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Hogback 'tombs' intimately connect four English words: 'stock', 'stocks', 'grave' and 'gravy'.

Away In A Manger - Part One

usselo — Tue, 14 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Which religion starts with a husband and pregnant wife looking for shelter? And with an animal feeding trough?

The Furniture Chop

usselo — Sun, 12 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0000

What does 'Gothic' really mean?

Sheela Na Gig Clues to Retail of the Past

usselo — Sat, 28 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Tourists have always loved Ireland. And tourists have always needed feeding.

From Nuns to Working Girls

usselo — Fri, 27 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Flemish and Saxon refugees gave rise to competitive prostitution, female factory workers and a female police force with fascist leanings.

The Georgian Birth of Christ - Part Three

usselo — Fri, 27 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

A glamorous new religion needs glamorous old rituals.

The Georgian Birth of Christ - Part Two

usselo — Thu, 26 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

A glamorous new religion needs glamorous old buildings.

The Georgian Birth of Christ

usselo — Wed, 25 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

A romance of redemption remains the Tennyson clique's most popular drama.

Burghers in the Priors' Ovens

usselo — Sat, 21 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Excessively careful terminology helps uncover the real story behind the English 'Civil War'. And George Orwell's Animal Farm.

The International Blue Stone

usselo — Thu, 19 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Passed off as glacial erratics, bluestones were neither glacial, nor erratic. And they were only blue on special occasions.

Who Faked the Cromwells?

usselo — Sun, 15 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

He also made up the French Revolution and Frederick the Great before inventing hero-worship and fascism.

Add a Thousand Years...

usselo — Fri, 13 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Time is a great healer. Add 1,000 years to Dark Age catastrophes to cure some monkish dating errors.

Lean, Mean and Easy to Clean

usselo — Fri, 13 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Huge gluteous muscles gave humans bipedalism and uniquely big arses. And a need for post-crap after-care.

Is Earth a Quarry?

usselo — Thu, 12 May 2022 10:58:00 +0000

Remote wildernesses show the very large fingerprints of quarrymen.

Tithes That Bind

usselo — Wed, 11 May 2022 21:07:00 +0000

It's not like they don't tell you.

Children of Incels

usselo — Tue, 03 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Who says humans can't hybridise?

You're a Machine

usselo — Mon, 02 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Who made you?

Desert Islands of Eastern England

usselo — Sat, 30 Apr 2022 11:17:00 +0000

In the 17th century, huge drifts of sand covered farms and villages from Norfolk to Yorkshire. Where did they come from?

Rotherwas Ribbon, Herefordshire, UK

usselo — Sat, 30 Apr 2022 10:11:00 +0000

Controversial from the moment of discovery, the 'enigmatic' Rotherwas Ribbon was quickly covered up.

Serpent Mound, Discovery Park, Seattle, US

usselo — Sat, 30 Apr 2022 00:00:00 +0000

An ancient serpent mound in a modern park.

Jeepers, Creepers - Where'd You Get Those Peepers?

usselo — Fri, 29 Apr 2022 18:02:00 +0000

Thank your other half for your looks. And your medical conditions.

Meet Your Other Half

usselo — Fri, 29 Apr 2022 16:03:00 +0000

Though they say you've moved on.

Glenelg Serpent Mound, Scallasaig, Scotland

usselo — Thu, 28 Apr 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Its precise location is unknown. And its surviving folklore came from another resident of London's Cheyne Row.

Secrets of the Mutant Chimp's DNA

usselo — Thu, 28 Apr 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Not everyone's ready to look at evolution - the second explanation for the existence of humans. Let alone the third explanation.

Boyd County Serpent Mound, Kentucky, US

usselo — Wed, 27 Apr 2022 11:12:00 +0000

Boyd County serpent mound's neighbourhood shows serpent mounds may be associated with places called 'cat' or 'ket'

Warren County Serpent Mound, Ohio, US

usselo — Wed, 27 Apr 2022 11:12:00 +0000

Warren County serpent mound near Hamilton, Ohio, was apparently second only to the Great Serpent Mound in Adams County. Its controversies died when it was destroyed in the early 1970s.

Carn Brae Serpent Mound, Redruth, Cornwall

usselo — Wed, 27 Apr 2022 10:37:00 +0000

Britain's earliest recorded serpent mound is the cute curl at the right of this 1754 plan. Why no older references?

Skelmorlie Serpent Mound, Scotland - Part One

usselo — Thu, 21 Apr 2022 18:41:00 +0000

A carefully described serpent mound. Which didn't make it into Scotland's Canmore database of ancient sites.

Keene Serpent Mound, Ontario

usselo — Tue, 19 Apr 2022 21:13:00 +0000

A well-documented serpent mound now kept off limits.

Loch Nell Serpent Mound, Scotland

usselo — Tue, 19 Apr 2022 19:57:00 +0000

A Scottish serpent mound with finds of flint and bronze knives. And folklore about battling giants.

How Current Events are Faked

usselo — Tue, 19 Apr 2022 18:53:00 +0000

Fake history begins with fake news.

Warnings Before the Reformat

usselo — Sun, 17 Apr 2022 00:00:00 +0000

In each hand was a kind of flying snake wrapped around the arm.

The Cleansing of Germany

usselo — Sat, 16 Apr 2022 18:26:00 +0000

17th century accounts of a devastated Germany are incompatible with religious war and the technology available to humans.

Sanitised For Your Convenience

usselo — Tue, 12 Apr 2022 09:29:00 +0000

A Europe-wide death cult disappears.

How the Past Was Hidden

usselo — Sun, 10 Apr 2022 14:29:00 +0000

How humans were induced to dismiss memories of daily life in the past.

Small-Talk and Dancing Hint at Human A.I.

usselo — Thu, 31 Mar 2022 10:53:00 +0000

Small-talk, virtue signalling and partner dancing are hard to explain. Except as artefacts of A.I. training.

Take the Saxons With a Pinch of Salt

usselo — Tue, 22 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +0000

King Cerdic of Wessex - first in a long line of faked Saxon kings.

Early A.I. Malfunctions. Observation and Treatment

usselo — Mon, 21 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Management of madness before large insane asylums reveals how early human artificial intelligence failures were monitored before 1740.

Insane Asylums. When and Why They Appeared

usselo — Mon, 21 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Large insane asylums sprang up after 1740 - at the start of a new experiment in artificial intelligence. Human Artificial Intelligence.

Experiments With Human Consciousness

usselo — Sun, 20 Mar 2022 09:52:00 +0000

Skillful trepanning. So skillful, the people who did it couldn't have done it.

Mystery of the Missing Castles

usselo — Sat, 19 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +0000

England's missing castles hint at two well-kept secrets.

Ortona Serpent Mound, Glades County, Florida, US

usselo — Thu, 10 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Ortona's serpent mound helps us question serpent mound narratives.

Greater Cambrae Serpent Mound, Scotland

usselo — Tue, 08 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +0000

So little information has big implications.

Grimsby Serpent Mound, Lincolnshire, UK

usselo — Sat, 05 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +0000

A map of pre-Victorian Grimsby helps us understand why mystery and mimic plays were suppressed.

Serpent Mound, Ohio, US

usselo — Fri, 04 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +0000

LIDAR image of Ohio's Serpent Mound. Native Americans say they didn't build it. Academics say they did.

Twists in the Tale of the Serpent Mound

usselo — Thu, 03 Feb 2022 09:21:00 +0000

Ohio's Serpent Mound seems to be the only serpent mound selected for tourism.

Fingerprints of the Clean Up Team - Part Three

usselo — Tue, 04 Jan 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Mass graves and hominid hugelkultur enabled agriculture and a new market economy.

Fingerprints of the Clean Up Team - Part Two

usselo — Mon, 03 Jan 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Steep-sided conical mounds appeared in 17th Century Britain and America. Most were quickly ploughed under.

Fingerprints of the Clean Up Team - Part One

usselo — Sun, 02 Jan 2022 00:00:00 +0000

In England and in the US barrows and mounds look like earth-covered food bowls.

Iron Age Butchers Dressed The Part

usselo — Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:00:00 +0000

J.Lo's minidress helps us unravel one of England's Iron Age mysteries: where did the bodies go?

Fabrics From Fabricants

usselo — Mon, 13 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Only one primate can do this.

Gas Stations of the Past - Part Six

usselo — Tue, 07 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Royston Cave's carvings depict the Hertfordshire town's market days.

Gas Stations of the Past - Part Five

usselo — Mon, 06 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Modern innovation turned balloons into airships. Modern alchemy developed new sources for lighter-than-air gas.

Gas Stations of the Past - Part Four

usselo — Sun, 05 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Ignore the hot air about hot air.

Gas Stations of the Past - Part Three

usselo — Sat, 04 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Mausoleum design suggests gas creation, storage and management.

Gas Stations of the Past - Part Two

usselo — Fri, 03 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Mausolea as low-tech gas harvesting and dispensing stations. Photographic evidence.

Gas Stations of the Past - Part One

usselo — Thu, 02 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Evaluating mortuary structures as low-tech gas harvesting and dispensing stations resolves their enigmas and better explains their curious physical characteristics.

Depopulated England. Eyewitness Evidence

usselo — Fri, 12 Nov 2021 00:00:00 +0000

B&Q was closed, so we improvised.

Depopulated England. Visual Evidence

usselo — Thu, 11 Nov 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Visual evidence shows English buildings derelict and overgrown in the 18th century. Vegetation grows from the upper edges of walls and roofs. How?